Finally I've admitted to myself (and apparently now, everyone else) that I'm no longer in possession of an 18 year old body, and that kids + gravity have moved and shifted some stuff around. Stuff I'd have preferred to remain where they were 10 years ago! Add a few pounds and viola! You have a typical woman who doesn't like the way she looks and complains often about clothes not fitting right, and those last 5 -okay, 10 - pounds that won't go away.
Enter Spanx.
Holy mother of.... how have I resisted them for so long?! They are so worth the hype.
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This made me laugh out loud. I remember the first time I was pregnant and wore maternity jeans for the first time I thought they were god's gift to women. I told everyone that every women should wear elastic waisted pants even if they aren't pregnant.
I am still going with the idea that my clothes are changing and I am not.
OMG, I've been meaning to try those for the longest time. I just avoided it hoping the blob around my waist would just magically disappear.
When I had a dream that I bought Spanx last night I thought two things: First, I clearly need them, and second, you must have some sort of skill at planting things in peoples brains.
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