Ready for this?
Staying in a hotel is just like being a kid and living with your parents.
Someone else cooks, you pile up dishes but never wash them, you have a room that gets messy and eventully someone else steps in and cleans it. There's always clean towels, and you're not the one cleaning them.
Holy shit. I'm going to go home and assign extra chores right now. No way these kids are staying at the Momma's Head Hilton!