Okay, maybe not hell, but Chicago has most certainly become a frozen waste land. On my way into work this morning, I thought I saw a polar bear. Yep, romping around the frozen tundra that is lake Michigan, enjoying his snack of a 3 eyed fish from our polluted waters.
I'm considering wearing a snow suit to a friend's wedding on Saturday when the wind chill gets to about -20. For those of you lucky enough to live outside of the freaking polar ice cap, the wind chill is the factor of the actual temperature and the wind, so that's how cold it FEELS.
So much for global warming.