It was terrible.
Two flippin hours that I'll never get back.
How could this happen??
The only redeeming parts were a) when he smiled and laughed. b) Kristen/Bella was perfect.
c) "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
(audience response) "Stupid lamb!"
3 people, including me, respond, "What a sick, masochistic lion."
Since I still love the books ever so much, I'm going to try to forget that I saw this.