Finally I've admitted to myself (and apparently now, everyone else) that I'm no longer in possession of an 18 year old body, and that kids + gravity have moved and shifted some stuff around. Stuff I'd have preferred to remain where they were 10 years ago! Add a few pounds and viola! You have a typical woman who doesn't like the way she looks and complains often about clothes not fitting right, and those last 5 -okay, 10 - pounds that won't go away.
Holy mother of.... how have I resisted them for so long?! They are so worth the hype.