A long time ago, when I was a young child, we had sleep overs. At these sleep overs, parents routinely threatened to kill us for staying up all night, which we didn't understand.
Payback is a bitch. Now I understand.
Last night my dear child had a friend sleep over. This, against my better judgement, as he has to work today. (Yes, he has a part time job over summer vacation) I sent these children to bed - which happens to be located right next to my bedroom - and for the next THREE hours had to repeatedly tell to to be quiet and go to sleep before I eventually walked out and announced that I was going to kill them and no jury would find me guilty.
So for all those times I kept parents awake, I sincerely apologize.
And for the kids that kept me up last night - I woke them up at 6:15am. I prefer quick payback.
