Golden Boy came home with a permission slip for Drama Club. He handed it to me without saying anything. I asked him, "Do you want to join?" He just shook his head no. So why would I sign it? Decided to give him a hard time, so I said, "You know, Drama Club is a good way to meet girls."
Here's how that conversation played out....
GB: "I've already got lots of girls. Even girls I don't know come up to talk to me."
Me: "Is that so?"
GB: "Yeah, and besides that, I meet lots of girls online."
GB: "Yep - there's lots of girls on Club Penguin."
Me: "Well, if you'd like to meet girls you can actually TALK TO, Drama Club is the way to go."
GB: "Nah, I don't want to do that. Maybe I can just join an online dating service."
That's it. That boy can no longer use the computer.