This morning I realized my silver Kenneth Cole purse had fallen off the kitchen table, onto the floor, not far from the cat box. I picked it up and discovered that little asshole peed on my purse! Heartbroken, I dropped it in the garbage and turned to leave. But the garbage lid kept popping back up - it was mocking me! I finally closed it and put something on top of it to keep it that way. What a rotten way to start my day.
Today is my first day back at work after being on vacation for just over a week. Not at all surprisingly, I had a dream last night that I was going to prison. Don't exactly need old Sigmund to figure this one out, eh? Sad, because I really do like my job. I just had so much fun last week that I didn't want it to end. Well, that, and having talked to my BFF about all things jail in the past few days. I suppose that could have colored my dream, too. I should really give up the dream interpretations.
Golden Boy will be TEN years old on Friday. TEN. Where does the time go??
In two weeks we'll be celebrating our 10th wedding anniversary. (suspicious timing there, huh?) Amazing. We're going to spend the night at the resort where we had our renewal of vows - which is pretty cool. I'm definitely looking forward to it. And my aforementioned BFF even offered to watch the kids for us - which makes a damn nice anniversary gift!
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those cats. I could just kick em where the sun don't shine.
I felt the SAME way the Monday I went back to work from my own week-long vacation. It's like everything HAD to go wrong!! It's been 2... maybe 3 weeks since having been back and I'm still not into the swing of things! ARGH. Vacations are such a tease.
Happy almost 10th anniversary! WOW! Watcha doing for D's b-day, then?
Happy birthday and Happy anniversary!
I know what you mean about cats, ours drives me crazy!!!!!!!
Yeah I hear what you mean about the kids getting older. Mine just turned 12 and he thinks he's going on 18 by the way he acts.
First ... huge congrats on the marriage milestone! Have a wonderful time away from the kids (and that damn cat!).
Second ... painful but HILARIOUS story about your purse. Just a great excuse for you to buy a new and more fabulous purse (anniversary gift ... hint, hint!).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO GOLDEN BOY! DOUBLE DIGITS! WOW IMPRESSIVE! Your going to be a grandma next year (but we should prepare....lmao)! j/k
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