Ty-D-Bowl not only turns water blue, but hands as well! Looks like I stuck my finger in a Smurf.
Attempted Murder, Part 3
Yesterday I was cleaning out the fish tank. The same little guy who hasn't been the same since Belly stirred his water. I couldn't find the little net thing to get him out of the tank so I had the brilliant idea that I could just catch him in a little cup as I poured the water out. Over a sink full of dirty dishes, no less. Belly was standing next to me and saw the fish go into the cup and promptly fly right out. He started screaming and jumping up and down, while I was trying to catch the slimy little thing as he flopped around in the dishes. I caught him by the tail two seconds before he'd have gone down the drain. He was saved by a puddle of milky water with some rogue Cheerios. Ew. But hey, looked like he had a good time.
7 comments:
OMG your absolutely hillarious can you adopt me I bet I would have so much fun at your house!
This is just plain weird!! I have a friend, and that friend and I always use the word "smurf" for...well...for just about everything (we once saw it on a Saturday Night Live sketch, plus we were big Smurf fans back in the day). I just sent him birthday wishes and said, "Smurfy Smurfday", and two minutes later I get on here and read that you're turning into a Smurf! Funny!
papa smurf said he never had it so good before!!
Are you sure that's not a cat in disguise with 9 lives?
Hopefully he's not lactose intollerant :-) Too funny.
No Smurfing way!!
Oh man. That is so funny.
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